Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What animal loves a baseball game?