Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who invented fractions?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the window need an aspirin?