Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?