Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
They have horns aplenty!
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?