Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?