Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?