What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
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What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What dogs are always lying to you?