Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How do eggs end a TV show?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where are average things manufactured?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?