Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?