What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
It's allergy season again?