What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?