What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?