How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Families are like fudge.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?