Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
What part of a football field is never the same?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?