Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which superhero is best at baseball?