Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?