Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?