Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?