Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's the slowest 5k?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a fly without wings?