Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did one plate say to the other?