What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?