Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?