Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the echo get detention?