Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Bee-thoven.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?