What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?