Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What condiment has wings?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a car's favorite TV show?