How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?