What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why is a computer so smart?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?