Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What do little monsters call their mother?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What game do mice love to play?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?