What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Ghoulie!
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?