What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Arrrt.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?