Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Why was the math book sad?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What car always breaks the rules?