Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?