What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don't leaf me this way!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do runners watch so much TV?