Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why is furniture so generous?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?