Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How was the wedding?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?