How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?