Why are skeletons always hungry?
They're skin and bones.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the politest month?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?