What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Boo-ze!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?