Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why are fish such good architects?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?