Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is a table you can eat?
How do fleas travel?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?