Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?