Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?