Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
Why was the musician arrested?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?