Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a short cow?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?