What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?