What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do elves learn in school?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?