Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?