Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?