What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Pigtails!
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What fish only swims at night?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?