Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
Which bug is related to you?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?