How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How do snowmen get information?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?