Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why was the spider so smart?